I am convinced

I am convinced that it is impossible to cook bacon and not eat a piece that is sitting on the plate cooling while you are cooking more. I just can't do it. Ever. I always have at least one. Also it is not possible to ice a ake and not lick your fingers at least once before you even realize you did it. Pizza delivery drivers must be very well fed individuals because noone in my famy can bring a pizza home and not eat a slice or a breadstick before getting home. Oh and those cookies you made and are cooling off over on the counter? Somebody is sure to grab a hot one then cry a little from the molten chocolate that just burned their tongue. You know who you are. When you go out to a restaurant  there will be at least one person that touches the plate after the waiter says "careful that plate is hot". If more than 3 people are eating ice cream,one person will get an ice cream headache within the first 5 minutes. It is inevitable. The one time you are brave enough to try something new off the menu you get something horrible and are stuck with it because you can't afford to order a 2nd meal. I promise you that there is not one thing on this list that you have not done.